gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

inabasket:

follow my blog, it’s gluten free

inabasket:

follow my blog, it’s gluten free

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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